Ah, the French Quarter. A personal favorite vacation spot for me. I had the pleasure of visiting during my spring break, and took a few photos for memorabilia’s sake. For those who may not know, the French Quarter is also a hub for many psychics, astrologers, and voodoo specialists. I was unable to photograph any of them as they were very strictly against it, but I was definitely able to look around the various voodoo and spice shops, many of which contained astrology books and merchandise.
It’s been a while since I’ve posted, I know, so I’ve decided that, with this post, I’d play a little game. What if we take the twelve signs and their stereotypes and place them in the French Quarter? Where would they wander?
Notice how I bring up using their “stereotypes”. This is emphasized as I truly believe that any person, regardless of birth, can enjoy all the wonders of New Orleans, not just the French Quarter. However, for the sake of a bit of lighthearted fun, let’s venture into the “what ifs”. Humor me, if you will.
Where Fire craves action, Water yearns for depth.
Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius are the dynamic and boisterous trio, according to certain astrologers. Like moths to a flame, these signs should inevitably find themselves within the ever-lively Bourbon Street. If not for the company, then certainly for the drinks, the clubs, and oh, the music. The loud, pumping music from the different clubs lined down the street.
The Archer will likely be the one pointing in all different kinds of directions, sure of himself that yes there, oh my gosh, we should go there. The Lion will glance over the place and mutter something along the lines of “Anything to escape the smell” because lets be honest, it reeks out here. Ultimately (whether by choice or by self-promotion), it is the Ram that approves of the choice and wanders inside first, followed quickly by his fellow fire kin. Within minutes, they spread like wildfire.
The water folk have found themselves in the same location, but have a vastly different agenda. Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces are much more at ease, but unlike the Fire, prefer to stay closely knit to whoever they came with.
Pisces is a vulnerable one if alone, especially in Bourbon, so she prefers to go with someone. If this is not the case, she will end up finding someone. How that turns out is up in the air. The Crab is the watchful one; the reason she’s in Bourbon in the first place is a mystery even to her. Even if one catches her interest, she will not speak up. Not unless they come to her first, and even then, based on her impression of them, she may not speak much. She has quite the shell; it’ll take much to get through it. Speaking of hard shells, the Scorpion is likely at a bar somewhere. She usually has a one-track mind, and here in Bourbon, it’s usually one of two things: “I just want a drink” or “I’m looking for someone”. Which ever one it may be, she’ll likely have it by the end of the night. Scorpions are very persuasive.
Where Air flocks to intellectual stimulation, Earth settles for relaxing atmospheres
As we enter the historical Jackson Square, the trio of airy scholars make their way about the area. Gemini is likely rattling off all of the information he’s obtained about the Square beforehand, hoping to impress any of those listening with their bookish prowess. That, or he’s just talking to anyone in general. He sure loves to talk. The Aquarian is on the other side of the Gemini, nodding and conversing, but is also the one taking photograph after photograph of all of the architecture. He’s very visually oriented, so he’ll want to keep these memories for later. The charming Libra is likely lost somewhere within the St. Louis Cathedral, having been enraptured by the artwork wrapped about the entire building.
Around this area are the Earth signs as well. Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are drawn to these kinds of gigs; anything with creative music, vibrant earth tones and an overall peaceful atmosphere brings peace to a usually overstimulated mind. Capricorn can likely be found upon a bench or even sitting beneath a tree, either reading or breathing in the clear air. She’s tired and overworked; she deserves the vacation. Virgo is off reading the many plaques mounted on the buildings, learning about the historical significance of each of them and recording them down for later reference. She’s all about validity, and what better way to up her credibility then by quoting the landmark itself? As for Taurus…she’s likely lost with Libra inside the Cathedral. Taurus, for all her penny-pinching ways, is all for taking in luxury and elegance, and the Cathedral has that in simple spades.
How was my story time? Interesting? I hope so. Keep in mind, this is not to be taken literally. As mentioned before, this is all solely based on stereotypes and made to be a lighthearted little story. Everyone, regardless of sign, can enjoy New Orleans and the French Quarter. This was just me adding a little bit of fun to the mix.
I’ll be back soon with a new post! Keep on the look out!
Until next time, see you soon!
–Jessy
featured image courtesy of Marie Laveau’s House of Voodoo
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